You get a daughter who looks like a 3 year old incredible hulk. Sometimes I think B is going to do me in! She is so sneeky and quiet it is unreal. I could be gone for 2 minutes and come back to find my entire main floor destroyed...and I never heard a thing. This particular time she got into my baking supplies and found the food coloring. She smeared it all over herself. It was shoulder to fingertips and hip to toes. If she isn't wearing something pink and frilly, then she takes it off and runs around in her panties. I guess it was lucky this time because she didn't ruin any clothes.
Now before you think I am a terrible mother, I do have to say that I keep anything that has the potential to make a mess in the pantry which is LOCKED because of her. One of the older kids got into the pantry and left the lock undone. She checks it multiple times a day just to see if it is open and this time it was. All I did upstairs was make 3 beds. I came back down and she was covered!
We scrubbed her little body until her skin was pink. Then I let her soak in the kitchen sink (which is huge) for a while. We got most of the color out, except on her hands. They were tinted green for a couple of days.